CV contoh!

Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?